BREAKING: The news you’ve all been waiting for. The speculation can finally end. The man, the myth, the legend—John Hall—is officially returning as DKCU President and Chief Custodian for 2025! 🎉

After grueling contract negotiations (read: a 4-pack and the offer of an evening of free babysitting from an unnamed fan), John has decided to bless us with another season of his fearless leadership, tireless dedication, and unmatched ability to talk for hours about the club. 🚽⚽
Fans can rest easy knowing the club is in the very best hands (that we can afford, anyway). We simply don’t deserve him, but he’s here anyway.
Let’s all take a moment to thank John for selflessly agreeing to lead us yet again. Rumors of him fielding offers from bigger clubs (and smaller ones in Joliet) were greatly exaggerated.
Your 2025 DKCU President: John. Freaking. Hall. 👏👏👏
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