Alright, so maybe your author wasn't directly involved. But all at DKCU Towers are delighted to announce the arrival of the newest, most beautiful and luckiest member of the Green Army, Henry John Hall.
Momma and child are doing just dandy. Reports on poppa have been mixed. The family have asked that all well-wishers visit after midnight, ideally with alcohol and some rocking good tunes.
See you next season, H!